Look at this face. Look at it. It says "Oh, you know you'll see my movie. My reputation preceeds me and you know you'll be sorry for it. You know I'm a magnet for shit and you'll go into my movie thinking "What's he done this time?". Either way, I'm rich, and you're not."
You know what I say? Fuck him. Go see the movie. Go see The Happening. Only, instead of seeing it alone, go with some like minded friends. Go, see the movie, and MOCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT! Don't sit quietly and let your mind slip, fight back. Make rude comments. Laugh at inopportune moments. Do whatever you have to to subvert this bastard's work. Let's show M. Night that his films are good for only one thing...MST3K fodder!
And if you take my advice, please, post some interesting stories in the comments box. We all want this bastard to fry, so let's turn up the flame.
For those of you interested, tomorrow's column is going to be about this hack's career and how it relates to My Abusive Relationship with Hollywood. I'm Mr. Controversy, and until next time, go see The Happening.
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