About Me

My photo
Mike Reyes, aka Mr. Controversy, has considered himself a writer ever since he was a child. He wrote for various school publications from about 1995 until 2006, and currently runs both The Bookish Kind and Mr. Controversy, which is an offshoot of the regular column he wrote in High School. He's also a film journalist/critic for Cocktails & Movies and CinemaBlend, as well as the author of several short stories such as "The Devil v. George W. Bush". Any inquiries for reprinting, writing services, or general contact, should be forwarded to: mikereyeswrites@gmail.com

The Mr. Controversy Fan Club


Our mascot, "The Owl of Distain"

Become a Facebook Fan
Follow my Tweets

Thursday, June 12, 2008

My Abusive Relationship with Hollywood, Episode 4 (prologue): Mister Night

Look at this face. Look at it. It says "Oh, you know you'll see my movie. My reputation preceeds me and you know you'll be sorry for it. You know I'm a magnet for shit and you'll go into my movie thinking "What's he done this time?". Either way, I'm rich, and you're not."

You know what I say? Fuck him. Go see the movie. Go see The Happening. Only, instead of seeing it alone, go with some like minded friends. Go, see the movie, and MOCK THE SHIT OUT OF IT! Don't sit quietly and let your mind slip, fight back. Make rude comments. Laugh at inopportune moments. Do whatever you have to to subvert this bastard's work. Let's show M. Night that his films are good for only one thing...MST3K fodder!

And if you take my advice, please, post some interesting stories in the comments box. We all want this bastard to fry, so let's turn up the flame.

For those of you interested, tomorrow's column is going to be about this hack's career and how it relates to My Abusive Relationship with Hollywood. I'm Mr. Controversy, and until next time, go see The Happening.

No comments:

Blog Archive