If you're seeing Get Smart this weekend (WHICH YOU SHOULD! I'll give you ten reasons tomorrow.) you're going to see the Disaster Movie trailer. Jesus fuck, did it hurt. They're stooping to making fun of movies before they even SEE them, just going by the trailers. Sex and the City and Hancock are BOTH featured in the film, as well as a stupid fucking gag from Zohan, only executed by Juno! Three out of those four movies were IN PRODUCTION around the same time as this one. They weren't even in theaters when this shit happened, unless they seriously just shoot this shit three months before release. It's an aneurysms crossed with a heart attack, multiplied by a tax audit. OH, and while we're at it, I totally fucking called the Juno bit in a little parody of "movie" movies I wrote, Oscar Movie. (I'll publish the script if anyone is interested in reading it.)
Anyway, that's not the evil, glee inducing half of it...it's being released in August. That's right, the big boys behind the retardation of American Cinema are going to be making their first summer release. And all I can say is this...
BRING IT THE FUCK ON, ASSHOLES! WE'RE READY!
I don't care what I have to do, I'm going to undermine this film as much as I can. This is not going to be forgiven, forgotten, or even accepted. It HAS to stop.
Until next time, I'm Mr. Controversy. Let the mayhem begin.
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