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Mike Reyes, aka Mr. Controversy, has considered himself a writer ever since he was a child. He wrote for various school publications from about 1995 until 2006, and currently runs both The Bookish Kind and Mr. Controversy, which is an offshoot of the regular column he wrote in High School. He's also a film journalist/critic for Cocktails & Movies and CinemaBlend, as well as the author of several short stories such as "The Devil v. George W. Bush". Any inquiries for reprinting, writing services, or general contact, should be forwarded to: mikereyeswrites@gmail.com

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Saturday, June 21, 2008

Bring it the fuck on...

If you're seeing Get Smart this weekend (WHICH YOU SHOULD! I'll give you ten reasons tomorrow.) you're going to see the Disaster Movie trailer. Jesus fuck, did it hurt. They're stooping to making fun of movies before they even SEE them, just going by the trailers. Sex and the City and Hancock are BOTH featured in the film, as well as a stupid fucking gag from Zohan, only executed by Juno! Three out of those four movies were IN PRODUCTION around the same time as this one. They weren't even in theaters when this shit happened, unless they seriously just shoot this shit three months before release. It's an aneurysms crossed with a heart attack, multiplied by a tax audit. OH, and while we're at it, I totally fucking called the Juno bit in a little parody of "movie" movies I wrote, Oscar Movie. (I'll publish the script if anyone is interested in reading it.)

Anyway, that's not the evil, glee inducing half of it...it's being released in August. That's right, the big boys behind the retardation of American Cinema are going to be making their first summer release. And all I can say is this...


I don't care what I have to do, I'm going to undermine this film as much as I can. This is not going to be forgiven, forgotten, or even accepted. It HAS to stop.

Until next time, I'm Mr. Controversy. Let the mayhem begin.


Anonymous said...

Can one man alone save the World from retardation? I have faith in you, but I still predict this movie will hit the top of the box office.

Mr. Controversy said...

One man alone...no. One man, backed by tons of others...that's more even odds. Spread the word my good friend, and together we all can stop them.

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