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Mike Reyes, aka Mr. Controversy, has considered himself a writer ever since he was a child. He wrote for various school publications from about 1995 until 2006, and currently runs both The Bookish Kind and Mr. Controversy, which is an offshoot of the regular column he wrote in High School. He's also authored several short stories such as "The Devil's Comedian", "The Devil v. George W. Bush", and most recently "Wait Until Tomorrow". He resides in New Jersey. Any inquiries for reprinting, writing services, or general contact, should be forwarded to: michaelreyes72@hotmail.com

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Monday, June 9, 2008

Pairity, Volume 1

Point: The bigger the Bible, the more God loves you.

Counterpoint: Not even song, dance, and superstition can save you from an asswhooping, especially when delivered by a complete fucking psychopath.

Advantage: Counterpoint, via a bowling pin.

P.S. I am the third revelation.

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