Anyway, on with the taglines. One of the new kids in the pool, Dave B, had these gems. (Again, they will be provided with personal commentary.)
Mr. Controversy: Anti-Abortion Rape Advocate!
The parodox this invokes is nothing short of a headscratcher to those who don't get subtle, contradictory humor. In other words, it's right at home with this website.
Mr. Controversy: He'll Cornhole Your Mind!
Sounds like it hurts...which means it's working.
Mr. Controversy: Commentary That's Over Your Head!
This one just flat out says, "Don't question it, just go with it." I like it.
Mr. Controversy: The Internet's Finest Porn Star and Priest
Hands down, one of the funniest things I've read. Also, I kindly asked Dave B. how he knew about my past as a porn star/priest, to which he replied, "Well, you know, us porn star/priests have to have a show of solidarity!" Amen Dave, amen.
Fellow commenter/reader/member of the Archive of Awesome, Seresecros, had these in mind:
Mr Controversy: Advocating the controlled execution of all Jewish people since 1991.
I'm not so sure about this one, I mean I'm perfectly fine with Jewish people. It's the ones that live up to the horrid ethnic stereotypes that I have a problem with, and that's certainly not all of them. I guess that's where the "controlled" part comes in.
Mr Controversy: The only blog that actively sets out to save us all from the domineering effect of mass-produced American culture that only serves to dilute the collective soul of the nation.
I think Chez at Deus Ex Malcontent would take offense to this, because he does a pretty good job of covering this base too. Other than that, I love the rest because it's true. I'm here to help the culture, folks.
Mr Controversy: I can read minds.
I saw that coming. Still a good one.
Keep 'em coming, kids! They're pretty damn funny so far. Oh, and one last thing, check out the Archive of Awesome on the left hand side of the page. They're my usual haunts on the Internet, and blogs I've read that I think are pretty...well, awesome. Dave B is the author of Misanthrope Inc. and Seresecros is the author of Wilftonville. Both are very funny, and worth your time, so read them now goddamnit! (Well, as soon as you're done for the day here. I wouldn't want you to leave too soon.)