Mike Reyes, aka Mr. Controversy, has considered himself a writer ever since he was a child. He wrote for various school publications from about 1995 until 2006, and currently runs both The Bookish Kind and Mr. Controversy, which is an offshoot of the regular column he wrote in High School. He's also authored several short stories such as "The Devil's Comedian", "The Devil v. George W. Bush", and most recently "Wait Until Tomorrow". He resides in New Jersey. Any inquiries for reprinting, writing services, or general contact, should be forwarded to: firstname.lastname@example.org
So, I've been trying to think up some slogans for future ads showcasing my blog. (You know, for kids!) I posted a bulletin on MySpace, and my best friend Chris actually came up with the following taglines (enhanced with commentary).
"Mr. Controversy: Because He Fucking SAYS So!" Hmm...that's a keeper.
"Mr. Controversy: Internet Reporting With Balls!" Stephen Colbert might take offense with his website.
"Mr. Controversy: From His Cock to Your Face!" ...Not really.
"Mr. Controversy: Because Chuck Norris Already Has 'Mr. Internet Tough Guy' Status!" Jack Bauer >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chuck Norris "Mr. Controversy: Ominous Latin Chanting Optional!" Sanguis Bibimus. Corpus Edimus. Tolle Corpus Satani! Ave!