Yes, I was out on Friday, and yes I have a doctor's note. Well, not really, I was just out for the day, burning my last personal day at work. Though it was interesting, searching on Google for a picture under the term "doctor's note" actually yielded a site that plys its trade in...you guessed it, fake doctor's notes.
For only $9.95, you can get your own fake doctor's note. Personally, I think it's a waste of $9.95, when you could just go to your personal doctor and ask them for a note, if you're friendly enough with them. However, if your doctor is a prick you can't stand, then maybe the internet IS a good option. I'm just trying to save you all some money here, and with that I include the Mr. Controversy Excuse of Absense Note.
"Dear [Name of Employer],
I am unfortunately unable to attend work on [insert date(s) here]. The reason for this is because, I am a Controversy Crusader. As such, I am indebted to the cause of creating a controversy around things that should not exist in this world. These tyrannys do not rest, and nor do I, so unfortunately I must take the fight to "them". Whomever "they" may be, "they" are in for a serious ass whooping, and I shall be the one to deliver it. Not just for me, not just for America, but for the world.
I must be off,
Sorry for the absences folks, I'll get back to writing, I swear.
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