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Mike Reyes, aka Mr. Controversy, has considered himself a writer ever since he was a child. He wrote for various school publications from about 1995 until 2006, and currently runs both The Bookish Kind and Mr. Controversy, which is an offshoot of the regular column he wrote in High School. He's also authored several short stories such as "The Devil's Comedian", "The Devil v. George W. Bush", and most recently "Wait Until Tomorrow". He resides in New Jersey. Any inquiries for reprinting, writing services, or general contact, should be forwarded to: michaelreyes72@hotmail.com

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Friday, August 1, 2008

Albus Dumbledore WILL Fuck Your Shit Up

Plain and simple. He's an ice cold killer, and if you're a bad guy, he'll flame you up and Halo Hump your corpse until it crumbles into puny ashes. Did you know he once killed a guy, simply because he was talking to a snake? Nevermind the man was mentally challenged, if you look the slightest bit like a villain, he'll shove his wand up your ass and fire off spells until it goes *click*. That having been said, here's the new Harry Potter trailer...the one that ISN'T a 23 second ripoff in IMAX. (I still say this should have fucking been attached to Dark Knight, which I will be seeing again, tonight in IMAX.) Until November 21st, remember...DON'T FUCK WITH DUMBLEDORE!

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