You are a sick lot. You truly all disgust me, with your books and your "popular culture", and your cat rape. You all have unhealthy obsessions, sometimes value shiny pretty things over those things with substance, and you all have committed so many grammatical infractions that it would give an English major a massive conniption.
In short...never have I found a group of people that so perfectly fit the demographic I've been looking to reach. I love you all, keep up the good work, and thanks for all the fish.