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Mike Reyes, aka Mr. Controversy, has considered himself a writer ever since he was a child. He wrote for various school publications from about 1995 until 2006, and currently runs both The Bookish Kind and Mr. Controversy, which is an offshoot of the regular column he wrote in High School. He's also a film journalist/critic for Cocktails & Movies and CinemaBlend, as well as the author of several short stories such as "The Devil v. George W. Bush". Any inquiries for reprinting, writing services, or general contact, should be forwarded to: mikereyeswrites@gmail.com

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Thursday, March 12, 2009

The typical week of a Pajiban

Yes, I'm stealing from myself again. Shut up, I think this is worth it.

Friday: Saw that new [insert name of movie here] movie...it was [insert feelings here]. Time to fend off all the haters, as well as Skitz's unwelcome (read: hysterically funny/nonexistant) advances.

Saturday: When are they going to post the Hijack thread?! For fuck's sake, I've got to tell everyone about my [insert wacky adventure story/horribly depressing story/inappropriate buttsecks story here] story.

Sunday: Oh...someone already posted that type of story...fuck.

Monday: Do I HAVE to go to work...oh no...tell me they're not [insert latest reboot/remake/Joss Whedon cancellation here]. That's it...time to set these bitches on fire. FLAME ON!

Tuesday: Once again [insert lastest Pajiba icon to fall from grace in Hollywood] has disappointed me to no end with [her/his, latest film/tv show/significant other/rap album/etc.]. I wonder if anyone else out there is as sympatheti...SHUT UP! JOAQUIN PHOENIX CAN RAP, ASSHOLE!

Wednesday: Oh shit! I've spent all this time dicking around, I forgot to think of something that'd possibly be considered for this week's EE! Um...shit, gotta find a story worth the effort. AH HA! Ridley Scott is going to direct Rainbow Brite with Jensen Ackles, Daniel Day Lewis, and Katherine Heigl! Time to piss off Dustin!

10 AM: That Rainbow Brite comment HAS to win.
11 AM: Seriously, how many people can bitch about grammar and win?!
12 PM: Only an hour left, c'mon!
1 PM: Wha..they JUST posted Pajiba Love?! Damnit, Nosek...oh look, a singing dog. Totally worth the wait.
2 PM: Alright, this is getting ric-goddamn-dic...THEY POSTED IT!
2:01 PM: SON OF A BITCH! HOW DID THAT WIN?! GODDAAAM *sound of computer being broken/security escorting Pajiban off the premises of the public library/cat screeching*
2:15 PM: I'll congratulate everyone...even though my blackest heart of hearts is disappointed like a nerd on opening day of [insert name of the last big superhero movie here].
3:45 PM: Oh well...maybe next week!

Congratulations to the winners, and well done Ms. AvB! (I mean it this time!)

[DON'T insert saber saw here]


Anna von Beaverplatz said...

Haha! Maybe this one will get in for next week... I had a few of yours on my list, but there can be only 10! (Stealing from myself too, in case you don't see it there...)

Jeremy Feist said...


Mr. Controversy said...

AvB: Only funnin' with ya. Not a bad field though, not a bad field at all. Anybody who has to run EE kinda has to pull a Dr. Manhattan...mentally, not physically mind you...so I give you credit for being everywhere at once, and the ability to double/triple-teaming your mate.

Jeremy: I am not following you...I maintain a distance of ten feet and I never interfere with your personal affairs. Say hi to Kahlua for me!