Mr. Controversy here to explain yet ANOTHER problem that’s been plaguing my humble corner of the Internet. Apparently dazzled by my bitchings on the Web, Diablo Cody hacked into my blog and started writing things on my blog that weren’t…well, they certainly weren’t something you’d hear in Utah. Once again, a false announcement of my retirement has been perpetrated, so I have to set the story straight once more.
That mention of Utah was no fluke…I’m moving there come next spring. I’m getting married, settling down, and having a big family as God intended me to. Don’t worry, I’ll still be writing…just not here. In fact I’m going to do what I was supposed to do in the first place…start writing books. Wonderous fantasies about my hopes, my dreams, and my Edward…ian streak. (I can’t help but enjoy those Edwardians!)
I hope that all of you are well, and I hope that you all positively sparkle at this news as I have in making it! Sparkle brilliantly into the sun, as if you were made of a million diamonds! Shine on you crazed marble Adonises!
Sincerely, Mr. Controversy (now Matthew Smith)
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