I'm single. Painfully, obviously, unwillingly single. Time to have some fun with the situation, and recast the role of "Possible Future Ms. Controversy". That in mind, and in no particular order, here’s five celebrities that could probably help me get over this situation as quickly as my ex did. (Actually, I take it back. I was single for the month that she broke up with me and she was dating someone, so I’ll never be able to get over it quicker than she did. Seeing as she jumped from lillypad to lillypad on this one and all.)
5. Kelly Clarkson
She’s incredibly hot, she’s the only American Idol I actually like listening to, and she seems like she’d be a lot of fun to hang out with.
4. Zooey Deschanel
I swear, I look at her eyes and I immediately forget about anything else. She’s pretty, she’s down to earth, and we’d probably have a lot of “aww” moments in front of everyone.
3. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
Absolutely stunning, and she’s gotten to work with both Quentin Tarantino and Edgar Wright. Images of us on diner runs with those two geniuses, their awesome friends, and my awesome friends, abound.
2. Summer Glau
She kicks ass and she’s a dancer. I would love to learn how to do both, and it’d be particularly interesting if she was teaching me. (And again, awesome diner run friend potential there with the Firefly crew, and others from the Whedonverse.)
1. Mandy Moore
Yes, I know she’s married. No, this doesn’t change my mind; because her and I would be a wonderful fit together. Anyone who knows me knows how much of a crush I have on Mandy. It just makes sense. (Plus, we’d make a hell of a duet.)
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