Wrote this for a good friend of mine, upon receiving a battlefield promotion at work. Figured I'd share it with all of you. Enjoy.
Pro: You have minions.
Con: They’ll angle for any way to unseat you, and take over themselves if given a chance.
Pro: You have power.
Con: They want power.
Pro: You have the keys to the kingdom.
Con: You have to remember which one does what, and try not to lose them.
Pro: You hold the fates of many in your hands.
Con: You hold the fates of many in your hands.
Why I’m voting for Obama
4 years ago