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Mike Reyes, aka Mr. Controversy, has considered himself a writer ever since he was a child. He wrote for various school publications from about 1995 until 2006, and currently runs both The Bookish Kind and Mr. Controversy, which is an offshoot of the regular column he wrote in High School. He's also authored several short stories such as "The Devil's Comedian", "The Devil v. George W. Bush", and most recently "Wait Until Tomorrow". He resides in New Jersey. Any inquiries for reprinting, writing services, or general contact, should be forwarded to: michaelreyes72@hotmail.com

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Friday, May 1, 2009

You and Your Minions: A Helpful Guide to Power

Wrote this for a good friend of mine, upon receiving a battlefield promotion at work. Figured I'd share it with all of you. Enjoy.

Pro: You have minions.
Con: They’ll angle for any way to unseat you, and take over themselves if given a chance.

Pro: You have power.
Con: They want power.

Pro: You have the keys to the kingdom.
Con: You have to remember which one does what, and try not to lose them.

Pro: You hold the fates of many in your hands.
Con: You hold the fates of many in your hands.

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